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Short Funny Rhyming Poems - Cop with Speed Gun

Short Funny Rhyming Poems - Cop with Speed Gun


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Cop with Speed Gun


Driving over the Golden Gate Bridge
Was fisherman Bob
Fishing was his hobby
Doctoring was his job


He’d had a good day’s fishing
A good haul he’d managed to land
After filleting all the fish, he was speeding...
On the bridge was a cop, speed gun in hand,


“67 mph in a 50 zone” said the cop
Then he took a closer look at Bob,
Seeing his stained fishing attire, the cop said,
"You don't look like you’ve got a job!
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Short Funny Rhyming Poems - Cop with Speed Gun